Lan Wangji:
- Is the weirdest drunk ever. How he acts:
Wei Wuxian: *Tied up* Untie me:(!
Lan Wangji: *Covers ears* =-=
Wei Wuxian: Take it off!
Lan Wangji: *Takes Wei Wuxian's clothes off*
- Is actually the shameless, jealous, obsessive, kinky one in the relationship |
| Lan Sizhui
- Was buried in dirt by Wei Wuxian and was buried in bunnies by Lan Wangji as a coincidence. No wonder those two were so different yet so familiar.
- The fearsome dizi, Chenqing, which had killed thousands of people, was his favourite chew toy as a kid.
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| Wei Wuxian
- Employee: If you finish this big wine jar without falling to the ground, I'll change my surname to yours! None has even stood against a cup!
Wei Wuxian: Ok. Still standing. My surname is Lan *winks*
Lan Wangji: . . .
- It's sad and traumatic but the supposedly-fearless Yililng Patriarch is afraid of dogs, even the cute, adorable ones. |
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