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AWESOME STORIES WRITTEN BY FARTZ, POOPZ, AND PEEZ!!!!!!!!! We HOPe U eNjoy!!!!!!!


THE AMAZING MR.HAMBURGER BY POOPZ
once theyre wuz an amaezing hamburger that wuz named mr.hamburger. he lived inn a garbege dump. mr hamburger really enjoied liveng in that garbege dump. he wuz never pickd up by the garbege truk. Untill one day their wuz a ratteling sound. it wuz a homless dood wif his groshery cart. he wuz really hugery so he picked up da amaezing mr hamburger and he ATE HIM!!!! owe, wat a treet it wuz!!! Da homless dood lived happyly evah aftah but mr hamburger didn't.the end. *explodez into tearz*


CRAZY MR. CENTIPEDE VS. SUPAH SPIDER!! BY PEEZ
1 day, supah spider wuz x-ploring za garduhn, mindin' hiz own biznus. then he wuz trapped in a glass jar! O no. Den he wuz put in anotha glass jar wif crazy mr. centipede, hoo had long, scarry legz. he wuz movin fast across da jar. "I challunge u 2 a doowl!" said crazy mr. centipede. "Nevah!" supah Spider xclayemed. den, supah spider lawenched himself @ crazy mr. sentapede, hoo strugeled and fawt 4 feedom from supah spider. butt supah spider kept byting him and stuf. so den, cra-Z mr centipede wuz soooo week, he cuud not eeven moove! supah spider ate him, of corse. the onwy thing zat wuz weft wuz sentapede legz. Horay for sooper spidah!! *cheerz 4 supah spider*
Heres a pic. :)


MR. BURRITO'S AND MR. TACO'S QUARREL BY FARTZ
once in a kichen der wuz a burrito named mr. burrito. he had a rivall named mr. taco. one day dey got into a fite. "I'm much mor awesum dan you cuz I'm all hard and tuff n stuff!"mr. taco said. "No, I'm much more awesum dan you cuz my softness makes me much mor flexible!"mr. burrito said. "Let's battel!"mr. taco yelled. mr. taco and mr. burrito then fawt, and mr. burrito, being more bendee, rapped arownd mr. taco and broke him in haf. derefore mr. taco paid dah price for starting a fite, and mr. burrito lived happyly evah aftah! Dee End! *whoops 4 mr. burrito*


MUSTARD AND KETCHUP: AN AWESOME TALE OF FRIENDSHIP BY PEEZ
onse upon a tyme, they're were 2 awesume buddys nayemed Mustard and Ketchup. they lived 2gether in mcdonalds. for a lot of months. THey lyked 2 tawk and b frends a lot. it wuz so cewl. 1 day mustard had 2 b yused on some hamburgerz. ketchup wuz sleeping bcuz no 1 had yused ketchup. 4 a very loong tyme. ketchup woke up 2 da sound of sqwirting coming from da kitchenz. so he woke up and looked 4 mustard. he kept calllling 4 mustard. da sqwirting got loweder. "KETCHUP!!" mustard screemed. "MUSTARD, NOOOO!!!" screemed ketchup back. den mustard just dyed bcuz all of hiz insydes were yused on hamburgerz. a mcdonalds woorker just threew him away, just like that. ketchup cried so much. ketchup was sad all da way untilll he was yused up and dyed. DA END!!!! *criez so hard*


SILLY'S BIRFDAY PARTY BY POOPZ
One summerz day, a funn, funni boy named Silly desided too hve a birfday parti. "Hey everyon, come 2 mah parti!!" Silly xclaymed, sillilyke. "no Silly!!!" everyon xclaymed. "Oakay, but if you come u will not regret it!" silly sayed sadly. Finally, the day of his birfday came. Silly set in a char, piking hiz noze, wayting 4 evryon 2 come. Silly really wanted 2 open preZentz. Whyle daydreeming about preZentZ, kids started 2 pyle, into da house !!!!!!! It was great. They eated hot dogz , cake, and ice cream. Silly had, 5 hot dogz, 2 peeces of cake and 6 scoopz of ice cream. Silly got lyke, 50 preZentZ!!!!@!!!@!!!!!! Then, Silly felt sortah sik. "Get outta mah house, im gonna blow!!!" Silly cryed. Everyone left da house in feer of Silly. Soon, the hole house xploded wif throwup. Silly threuop. It wuz bad. Well, thats wat u get when u eat 2 much, Silly. *shakes finger dizapprovingly*


THE AWSUM RACE BY FARTZ
One day, two carz were parked next 2 eech othah in a parking lot. One wuz a cool chevy, and de othah wuz a ford. the chevy said to dah ford, "I'm much bettah dan u cuz I'm much fastah!" "Well, I'm bettah dan u cuz I can toh things much bettah dan u, and I can go thru mud n swamps n stuff without breaking a sweat!"dah ford replied. "U can't break a sweat, cuz ur a car, stupid!"the chevy said. "Anyway, if ur so bettah dan me, I challenge u to a race!" Dah ford accepted dah challenge, and dah next day the two cars went on a race trak and raced. the chevy won cuz, of course, cuz he wuz faster, but since dah ford was much more enduring, dah chevy fell apart a few dayz later cuz he went 2 fast during dah race. The ford nevah won a singgle race, but still lived on. Yay 4 dah ford! *applauds*


THE BAD DAY BY POOPZ :(
One day, a boy nmed Loco had a baad day. It all started wen he coudnt sleep. Then he woke up really late a 12 PM. Loco desided 2 game on his XBOX. "xbOX, ON!!!" SHOUTED LOCO. But da XboX jus wud not turn on. Loco descoverd dat sumone smashed da xbox on da wall. Loco was weally angwy. Loco was served broccoly and chez 4 lunch, wich wuz supah disgusting wif bred and chez and yuckee ham stufff. After a few hourz, Loco throu up his lunch. 4 a few hourz Loco sat around bord. So he decided to draw on the wallz. Latah, Loco got in big troble. "i just want my xbox back!!" Wayled Loco. Loco waz sent 2 bed early @ 6 PM, and had nightmares about Ronald mcdonald all nite. *shiverz in feer*



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