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Q: What do you call a pig thief?

A: A hamburglar.

Q: How do pigs write top secret messages?
A: With invisible oink!

Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig?
A: Pulled-Pork

Q: What is a pig's favorite color?
A: Mahogany!

Yesterday a pig invited me to see his new home.Actually it was quite stylish.

Q: Who is the smartest pig in the world?
A: Ein- swine

Q: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital?
A: In an hambulance!

Q: What do you call a pig that drives recklessly?
A: A road hog.

Q: What do you call a pig with laryngitis?
A: Disgruntled.




Q: What did the pig say when he was sick?
A: "Call the hambulance!"

Q: What do pigs get when they're ill?
A: Oinkment!

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Porkchop!

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A: a porky-pine

Q: What do you call a pig that won the lottery?
A: Filthy rich!

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A: A pig tail!

Q: What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
A: Jurassic pork!

Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A: A porkasaurus rex!

Q: What happened to the pig who lost its voice?
A: It became disgruntled!

Q: What happened when the pig pen broke?
A: The pigs had to use a pencil!

Q: Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read?
A: "Porks Illustrated!"




Q: What do you call a pig with a rash?
A: Ham and Eczema

Q: Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road?
A: Because he was a slow-pork!

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ink?
A: Because it always ran out of the pen!

Q: What do you get when a pig mixed two colors?
A: pigment

Q: Why should you never tell a pig a secret?
A: Because they love to squeal!

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?
A: Lawrence of Poland.

Q: How do you make a pig squeal?
A: Kick your step mum in the FACE!

Q: What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A: A woman that won't do what she's told.



Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because men are pigs Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud. Do you want to hear a clean joke? A pig took a bath. Spell pig backwards g i p get it g i pee



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