Hello everybody,
Here is a funny story from my old school.
One day at Aftercare a police officer came to talk to us about safety and stranger danger, you know that sort of thing. No offence to him or whatever but it was pretty lame.(We had heard it all before, and the guy who presented it was not particularly exciting. In fact he was rather dull.) It was fun for a little bit though because he let us ask questions and everyone was asking stuff like "whats the most dangerous heist you've been in" and "whose the most dangerous perp that got away?" I think we watched too much American TV shows. Anyway, it got boring again pretty quickly. He was giving this big speech about "safe people" and something weird about "not going to market town by yourself?" It was really weird. Anyway, there was this girl at my old school, and her name was Rosie. She had bright curly red hair and a hot temper, and she ALWAYS said what she thought, which was really funny! ( Even if it meant insulting teachers. ) She had been itching to talk for so long, and was waving her hand about like crazy, and an aftercare "educator" (they did not educate us at all) was trying to shut her up.
"So" the police officer said. "Kids, I want you to be very careful. There's all kinds of dangerous people out there," he glanced briefly at Rosie, who was now red in the face, waving her hand around, screaming, "EXUSE ME! EXUSE ME!" He ignored her. "If I had a daughter I wouldn't want her to go to Market town by herself. So i don't want you guys to go to market town by yourselves, ether. Only go with your safe person."
For whatever reason, this useless piece of advice that no one would follow really infuriated Rosie.
"I"VE BEEN TO MARKET TOWN BY MYSELF MILLONS OF TIMES, AND I'VE NEVER GOTTEN KIDNAPPED!" she raged.
"SSSHSHSHHSHSHSHHSHSHHSHSH" said the "educators" in a panic, thinking this would reflect poorly on them.
All us kids watched in awe, trying not to laugh. Unsuccessfully.
"OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T BE STANDING HERE IN FRONT OF YOU!" Rosie screamed, stamping her foot and screeching. (She often had tantrums like this but she couldn't really help it.)
"Darling...please sit down," the police officer said limply.
Rosie hated being called darling. And Rose, which was her real name, but everyone knew her as Rosie. Heaven help sub teachers who read out her name wrong xD
"I'M... NOT! YOUR... DARLING!"
"ROSIE! ENOUGH!" The educators yelled.
"YOU FAT WARTHOG!" Rosie screeched.
Thereupon Rosie was taken out of the room and sent to the office, leaving us alone with a couple of inexperienced educator and the dumbfounded police officer. We saw her through the window, jumping up in a rage. We also heard lots of yelling. Mostlt in Rosie's part.
It was so funny.
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