He is the first caracter in Homestuck! He does not like clowns and Bety Crocker because they annoy him very much =( He likes bunnies! So cute and fluffyyyy yah! He likes movies too! He is trapped at home by his father (home stuck geddit???) He is very funny and goofy and not a homosexual!
She is a pretty pretty blond gurll who likes wizards and magic and stuff (CRRRRREEEEPPPPPYYYYY) she has this weird squiddy thing on her shurt and its pink and she has this purple hearband on(her hair is short and her head is so big and cute-like!) She is super SMART and SACASTIC!!! She likes making moostatches with magnets lololol =D
Dave is this totally cool and supar rad kid!! he wears his totally coolio anime shades everydae and has a bro who is also totally cool!! he has tons of sweeeet raps and draws a webcmoic! RADICAL? TOTALLY!! also he has the hawts for john who is his bast pal too!
Jade is a pretty girl with big roung glasses( NERDAY GIRL) she has a cute little doggy WOOF!!which she feeds with weird steak meat. She has long black hair this time(YAY LONG HAIR) and likes guns alot. Her house is so cool! Its like one of those mansions in some crazy island things!