| [08:01, 3/17/2017] Bä Bêhirã Jubilee: Politicians are just monkeys of the same forest; they'll promise piped milk simply because the incumbent brought canned milk, iron bridges to replace wooden bridges where there are no rivers!
Be wary of them my brethren, they belong to the same clan of 'haves' while we dominate the 'have nots' clan...
On my part, I'll never insult anyone with a different political opinion to mine; I urge you to do the same!
Hii Kenya yetu hakuna mahali inaenda, we are here to stay; devpt will be executed by the right leaders at the right time!
Huu ubishi wote it's simply because Kenyans do not value the 'right leaders' all the way from MCA's to the presidency! Just the same way disciplined and organized boys are loathed by beautiful girls in school opting for the rough rude dudes!
Even if we elect a Kenyan 'angel' come 8/8, nothing will change; they'll turn devilish come 9/8... I bet!!!
Kindly, brethren, support whoever you like, give the others a chance to support theirs(rem you've only 1 vote).
*DO NOT FIGHT*
Bon Tembo Mutinda
[08:34, 3/17/2017] +254 726 869992: *The 99 CLUB*
Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was not happy at all.
One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; Why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy?
The King asked the servant, 'Why are you so happy?'
The man replied, 'Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need too much - just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies.'
The king sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the story, the advisor said, 'Your Majesty, the servant has not yet joined "The 99 Club".'
'The 99 Club? And what is that?' the King inquired.
The advisor replied, 'To truly know what The 99 Club is, just place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep.'
When the servant saw the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... so many gold coins. He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were only 99 coins.
He wondered, 'What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!'
He looked everywhere, but that final coin was elusive. Finally he decided that he was going to work harder than ever to earn that 100th gold coin.
From that day, the servant was a changed man. He was overworked, grumpy, and blamed his family for not helping him make that 100th gold coin.
And he had stopped singing while he worked.
Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. The advisor said, 'Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club.'
He continued, 'The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never content, because they're always wanting that extra 1, saying to themselves: "Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life."
We can be happy with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want more ...and even more!
We lose our sleep, our happiness, as the price for our growing needs and desires.
That's "The 99 Club"...
*Zero Membership fee to enter, but you pay for it with your entire Life !!!*
Have a fabulous week.
[07:29, 3/18/2017] +254 723 842563: SONKO vs Blue Blood!
William Ruto should watch closely how the system is dealing with Mike Sonko, because he will need the lessons when it's his turn at the till in 2022. There is nothing Mike Sonko can do to win favour with the Jubilee Party. In the Shaka Zulu book of war strategy, Mike Sonko belongs to the group of generals who are summoned only when the army are on the back-foot.
In 2013, when Jubilee needed a figurehead to marshal the troops in the battle-ground state of Nairobi, they summoned Mike Sonko and Ferdinand Waititu - two riff-raffs who could walk into any corner of this city and start a fire. Uhuru Kenyatta, subsequently, split the Nairobi vote with Raila Odinga down the middle, enough to get over the 50%+1 margin required for an outright first round win.
The ground has since shifted and Uhuru Kenyatta does not need Mike Sonko right now. The Kenyan aristocracy have made it known to everyone that a Mike Sonko governorship, like a William Ruto presidency, will be more radioactive than a Uranium nuclear warhead. Mike Sonko is now irrelevant to the Kenyan aristocracy because Uhuru Kenyatta now has the state machinery at his disposal to do whatever he wants with it.
The problem with Mike Sonko is the same problem all sons and daughters of peasantry experience world over. Sonko is deluded to think Jubilee is locking him out of the race because his papers are defective. If you're a system's blue-eyed boy, as Peter Kenneth is, the system always takes it upon itself to bear your burden - they will clean up your past, buy off all the women who might scandalize your ascent to power, silence potential witnesses of your past atrocities, etc. When the system wants you, the system gets you - and the reverse is true.
What the Kenyan aristocracy is doing to Mike Sonko is a time-tested military war tactic called Attrition Warfare; which is just a military strategy consisting of sustained attempts to win a war by wearing down the enemy to the point of collapse through continuous losses in personnel and material.
Yesterday it was the disbandment of the Sonko Rescue Team, today it's Mike Sonko's KCSE certificate, tomorrow it will be his gun-drama in public places, the day after they'll find another scandal to patch on him. Attrition warfare is so relentless its meant to knock the wind off your sails. Attrition warfare is not for the faint-hearted.
World over, attrition warfare is usually won by the side with excess resources to burn. Attrition warfare is expensive; it requires time, money, and, most importantly, strong allies. Any adversary being drawn into attrition warfare has two options. One, you're either going in, with both feet, for the fight of your life, or, two; you put your hands up and settle for a compromise. Both the the two decisions have handsome rewards. Johnson Sakaja has chosen the second option, Mike Sonko has chosen the first.
The rewards for Johnson Sakaja is two-fold; he retains his name in the aristocracy's good books and, therefore, positions himself for the favours that accrue to the system's blue-eyed boys. Mike Sonko, for choosing to bite the trench-warfare bait, also will have his rewards at the end of the war, only that it doesn't come cheap. When your back is against the aristocracy wall, you're stonewall minced meat.
The only way Mike Sonko can win this war with the system is to go for the Samson Option. The Holy Book, in Judges 16:30, narrates that when Samson was cornered by the Phillistines with no escape route, he made the painful decision of bringing down the pillars of the Philistine temple, killing himself and thousands who had captured him, crying out "Let me die with the Philistines!".
The problem with dealing with people like Mike Sonko is that their political instincts are so narrow they might actually decide to go down with the entire Jubilee government; and this is the system's worst fear, and the only reason the aristocracy would never want to entrust any country's leadership to offsprings of peasantry.
No aristocracy wants to be in such a position of weakness as to be forced to drawback and negotiate with Mike Sonko. If there's one politician in this country who can take on the system and win, that man is Mike Sonko. If Mike Sonko loses this fight, then William Ruto should just pack up and leave. The other option for the two is to team up and declare war, on the system, now, before they are outmatched.
Run to your nearest NCPB depot and buy a sack of popcorns. Because the movie is about to begin.
[13:49, 3/18/2017] Daniel Kyule: Hey Bro,
I thought of you when I read this!
Mark Linton wrote: A real man is the kind of man that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says Oh Crap, he's up!
Brother, life is too short to wake up with regrets.
So love the people who treat u right.
Forgive the ones who don't just because you can. Believe everything happens for a reason.
If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.
If it changes your life, let it. Take a few minutes to think before u act when you're mad .
Forgive quickly. God never said life would be easy.
He just promised it would be worth it.
Today is Brother's day, send this to all your brothers, fathers, sons and me, if I am one.
Happy Brothers Day! I LOVE YA BROTHER!!! A real Brother walks with u when the rest of the world walks on you.
Send to all ur Brothers.
[15:25, 3/18/2017] +254 733 869608: A WAKE-UP CALL TO HUSBANDS:
A man was married to a beautiful woman whom he once loved so much but with the passing of time he began to look at her as not so lovely as she used to be.
He started staying out late, never buying food for the house and hardly spoke to the wife.
What had happened was that the husband started admiring other women at the office and stopped giving his wife money to spend on herself. Her hair really needed attention, her body yearned for perfume but the husband was now a changed man. The wife knew that the husband was spending money all other women and eating out.
She quickly devised a plan and put it into action. She went through some magazines and found a picture of a very beautiful model and cut it out. She took a photo of the photo and set it as her profile on a new whatsapp page she created. She then sent a message to the husband using a different name saying, I hope you dont mind my sending you a message like this but i saw you the other day with one of my friends and I just fell in love with you. I secretly stole your number from my friends phone. If you dont mind I would love you to be my man.
The husband having received this message was over the moon with excitement. He looked at the photo and said this woman was beautiful beyode the word beautiful. He quickly responded saying yes and when could they meet. She lied saying in a weeks time as she was a model and was doing a show in another city. The wife sent some more photos of the same woman. The husband was deeply in love, gleening from ear to ear.
The next week the wife pretending to be the model sent an angry message to the husband complaining that the agency wasnt going to pay them till next week, so they wouldnt be able to meet. The man out of great excitement of such an opportunity of going out with a beautiful model like this offered to pay her trip down if she didnt mind. She agreed and told him a figure that was a bit steep for his pocket, but the lust he had for this woman got the better of him and he agreed to send the money. She gave a friends account for him to deposit they money as she lied she had misplaced her bank cards.
After tge man deposited the money, the wife went to the friend and got the money. She immediately went shopping, bought clothes forself, did her hair, makeup, nails etc etc. She even bought food something she had not done in a long time since the husband had changed.
She got home cooked such a delicious meal that the smell of the good food filled the house. She went took a bath and dressed in one of the outfits and sat down watching TV. She made sure when the husband walked in she was full of joy and smiles. When he walked in he could see that things were different. The nice smell of food, where did she get the food from, who gave her the money? But he kept these all questions to himself. Then he saw his wife, and he almost fell down, wow who was this woman, was this his ugly wife, she was looking very beautiful! But whats going on here, where did she get the money from? Then he noticed the smile, the joy on her face as she watched TV. Now he was convinced, something was wrong, was his wife fooling around? Why was she so happy? But he just couldnt bring himself to ask all these questions. He mumbled a hi and went to the bedroom. There he saw all the new clothes she had bought and it was killing him, was his once faithful, now become unfaithfull? He couldnt take it any longer, he went and sat down, to ask. " honey I see you went shopping today, did you win some money?" No she replied, my brother just came to spoil me. His mind was racing, since when did her brother ever spoil her? Something was definately wrong.
She offered him food, which he refused. He then asked, when is your brother coming again? She replied saying, think next week Friday. With that he stood up and went to bed, deeply troubled. What was going on here, was his wife seeing another man? He decided next week to be home early to see if truly the brother would come.
The next he left for work and received a text from the beautiful model saying she would love to meet him on Friday, the same day he wanted to be home to confirm if the eife was telling the truth or not. What does he do now? It was his dream to go out with this model but his wife, something was not right there. She had looked so beautiful and sexy and.... maybe for another man.... no he had to be home that day. He told the model that he was going out on a company outing and couldnt make it.
When Friday came he told his wife that he would be coming home late that day as he would go out for some drinks with his friends. His wife was shocked, since when did he start telling her his plans.
Anyway he left and requested the boss if he would work half day as he had some family issues that needed attention. His bossed agreed. Back at home the wife made herself look sexy and dressed to kill but decently. She cooked another lovely meal. At exactly 12 noon they husband walked into the house surprising the wife. You back very early is anything wrong, she asked. No, Im feeling sick he lied. He looked at her and man she looked so beautiful, how come he had stopped noticing how beautiful his wife was, and now she was in another mans hand. But thank God he came early today.
He went and sat in the lounge and was waiting to see what would happen. The wife gave him some food and this time he ate. He had forgotten how good a cook his wife was and he really enjoyed the meal. When is your brother coming he asked. Her responsed only added to his suspicions, she said he phoned to say he wouldnt make it today. But why was she dressed up like this, who was she planning to meet.
He couldnt take it anymore, he just asked her directly, honey are you cheating on me????
She smiled to herself, her plan had worked. She answered back, but why do you care, I dont exist to you anymore, you no longer buy food in this house but spend it on other women out there. You no longer give me money to do my hair and personal things.
Her husband thinking he was losing his wife, apologised for his behaviour and attitudes towards her. He begged her not to leave him and promised to change.
In the end she had to come clean and told him she was the woman behing that beautiful model. All she bought, he paid for it. All they could do was laugh about it and the man promised to play his part as a goid husband. Right in his house was the most beautiful woman on earth. The morale of the story is husbands if you take care of your wifes they will look as beautiful as you want them to. Stop wasting your time and money on other women whose interest in you is only financial gain.
Pass it on and save someones marriage.
[00:08, 3/19/2017] +254 714 866866: *Edward Dir. Kituva honestly tell us how will the 86 year old Musila;*
1. Empower the youth when he denies them access to his Mulimall rental business rooms standing at their grabbed public Kenyatta Park land?
2. Provide water to every household when he denies his neighbours in his rural home water from a borehole in his garden?
3. Equip hospitals with drugs when he closed all health facilities in his constituency when he was the area Mp.
*What do you think can make the people of Kitui county trust Musila for governor's seat?*
[07:43, 3/19/2017] Bä Bêhirã Jubilee: Kitui East current elected leaders' parties:
1.Endau/malalani ward- CCU
5.chuluni ward-tip tip
MP-Wiper(he's though believed to have rigged his victory)
Who is who for both MCA and MP races?
Last time voters avoided voting along party lines, how about this time round? Tutachanganywa na vyama tuchague the wrong characters for another 5 years simply bcoz of 'foolish' political waves?
I pity our people, I pity Kitui East, I pity Chuluni ward more!!! But again, why worry; Kenyans do not vote for the best, we vote for the monied,,, then they disappear to oblivion!!! Ask Thua people... In last elections, we hated our own with passion, voted in a guy who has since forgotten how Thua bridge looks like...heheheeeee...
I bet the same will happen come 8/8
Nîîthûîtwe nî a mayo kweli...!!!
[07:47, 3/19/2017] +254 706 995306: *Senator Musila, the oldest gubernatorial aspirant in Kenya shares many characteristics with Soviet's Stalin...*✍🏽
During the Soviet dictatorship of Stalin, he (Stalin) came to one Politburo meeting with a live chicken.🐓 He started to pluck its feathers one by one off.
The chicken quacked in pain, blood oozing from its pores. It gave out heartbreaking cries but Stalin continued without remorse plucking feather after feather until the chicken was completely naked. 🙊🙊🙊After that, he threw the chicken on the ground and from his pockets, took out some chicken feed and started to throw it at the poor creature. It started eating and as he walked away, the chicken followed him and sat at his feet feeding from his hand.⚡⚡⚡
Stalin then told members of his party leadership "This chicken represents the people, you must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up and leave them. If you do this and then give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life. They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, it is you who brought them to that situation in the first place."
*I compare Stalin with Musila's humiliation to Kitui People in his over 25 years dictatorial rule as an elected leader and previously an administrator.* Musila must be denied Wiper Party ticket if Kitui County has to move forward with leadership sanity.⚖⚖⚖
[08:53, 3/19/2017] +254 728 083456: Kitui County populace has to totally ignore lies being propagated online by one *propagandist Aggrey Nzomo* that Kitui County has allocated a permanent mobile clinic worth Kshs 22 millions to Kyangwithya which he doesn't clarify its East or West. This dreamer goes ahead and argues Kyangwithya has 18 health centres which is false even when the 2 wards are combined! *Is Waluku which is still part of Kyangwithya 2Km from Kitui Level 5 Hospital?*
The truth of the matter is that Kitui County received *1 mobile clinic from H.E. Margaret Kenyatta's Beyond Zero* initiative where all 47 county First Ladies happen to be frontrunners of the initiation.
The County Government of Kitui had only the 1 mobile clinic donated that didn't serve well the vast Kitui county with *almost 5 times larger surface area than Machakos* and some other counties.* Based on this fact it bought *2 more mobile clinics.*
Now the three mobile clinics and several *motorcycles and health wagons donated by H.E. Edith Malombe's Kyeni Foundation* serves the people of Kitui County evenly in all needy areas in the 8 sub counties including Endau Malalani where this mouthy liar Nzomo Aggrey hails from.
The people of Kitui County need better health care Nzomo which can only be achieved through talking the truth but not cheaply politicizing this communities essential touchy service.
-Steve Mumbu #countywatch lens
[11:00, 3/19/2017] +254 721 513686: Kitui people should know that the Bible says that the visible things are created by the invisible. Masila's entry into kitui gubernatorial race is a creation of unsatisfiable spirit. He being the chief priest of this well known greed empire in our county , called his confidant decons (the members of parliament) and their prophetess woman rep so that they can put all their greed energies together. This is after they heard people singing and dancing for our able Governor. Like it was when David killed Goliath,how Saul's heart was moved with bitterness. Instead of this team celebrating the fact that equal distribution of development is now a culture in our county, they are crying foul. The invisible connection here is, as Jesus moved close to the demon possessed boy the invisible spirit started questioning Jesus as to why I he has come to bother him. Jesus will was to set all free but demons will was to bond them all.. :Malombe's will is to touch all people and their region indiscriminately but musilas team empire believes that all people are not equal. They see it old and unprofitable to balance all regions even to home areas of fellow political rivals. So brothers and sisters I urge you to stand with Malombe for he stands for all regions.