Radiation has been detected almost all over the world. Whoa! But gladly, where I live in Portland Oregon, theres a very minuscule level of radiation and you'll have like live like 80,000 years or something to get health risks from it. Thanks for talking folksies, nothing really to talk about here.
AHH! RADIATION! IT'LL MIGHT OR WILL KILL ME OR GIVE ME HEALTH PROBLEMS AND JUST...AHH!