| The JoKe of the Month
This is just a joke I submit every month or so. Enjoy!
"Zombies eat brains...so why do they keep attacking rednecks?"
| AwKwArD mOmEnTs!
These are some really awkward moments that you might have/may experienced/experience. WARNING: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! XD
Eenie, Meenie, Miny, Mo! Catch a monkey by the toe! When he chatters, let him go! Eenie, Meenie, Miny, Mo! Aaand...I lost track... o_o
Girl Scouts:*they ring the doorbell of some random house* Girl Scout #1:Hello? Is anyone home? Guy in the House:No, no one's home. Girl Scout #1:Um, yes you are. We heard you. Guy in the House:O.O' Ermmm...No you didn't... *trips over something* Ow!! Girl Scout #1:-____-
Twinkle, twinkle, little star! How I wonder how you are! ...I just forgot the rest 2 seconds ago...
Sam:*he and his friend Sally are at a little restaurant* ...And I want pistachio flavored ice cream mixed with the peanut butter flavor ice cream, and I also want the booger-like toppings on it. Sally:0_o *gets up and walks away slowwwlyyy*
Kayla:*she and her friends, Laurel and Flora, are roleplaying online on some random club**posts this:*"Say I if you want my character to die!! >:D" Laurel:*posts:*"*silence*" Kayla:-.-
*it is a really cold winter**a guy named Paul is complaining about the weather to his friend* Paul:...Man, I don't like this weather! It's so crud-ing cold! I mean, literally, I spit up in the air, and it fell back down and hit me in the nose-plus, it was solid ICE!! Paul's Freind:O.o Errr...okaaay...
Person #1:Do you like the movie "Ender's Game?" Person #2:Yes I- Person #3:No. Person #2:Ye- Person #3:No. Person #2:I said YES!! Person #3:I said NO!! Person #2:YES!!! Person #3:YES!!! Person #2:No-I mean yes-I mean-STOP CONFUSING ME!!!!!!
Guy #1:*having an argument with his friend, Guy #2**is fuming* That's IT!! Now I'm going to utter the most awesome words in the universe that will ensure that I win this argument! *takes a deep breath* THIS...IS...SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Guy #2:THIS...IS...STUPIIIIIID!!!!!!! Guy #1:-__________- *walks away* Guy #2: o_o
More AwKwArD mOmEnTs are coming soon!