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This is the Random Stuff part of the blog! :D Here I just put in...Well...Random stuff, like, for example, the "Joke of the Week," and other funny things.
The JoKe of the Month
This is just a joke I submit every month or so. Enjoy!

"Zombies eat brains...so why do they keep attacking rednecks?"
AwKwArD mOmEnTs!
These are some really awkward moments that you might have/may experienced/experience. WARNING: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! XD



Eenie, Meenie, Miny, Mo! Catch a monkey by the toe! When he chatters, let him go! Eenie, Meenie, Miny, Mo! Aaand...I lost track... o_o



Girl Scouts:*they ring the doorbell of some random house* Girl Scout #1:Hello? Is anyone home? Guy in the House:No, no one's home. Girl Scout #1:Um, yes you are. We heard you. Guy in the House:O.O' Ermmm...No you didn't... *trips over something* Ow!! Girl Scout #1:-____-



Twinkle, twinkle, little star! How I wonder how you are! ...I just forgot the rest 2 seconds ago...



Sam:*he and his friend Sally are at a little restaurant* ...And I want pistachio flavored ice cream mixed with the peanut butter flavor ice cream, and I also want the booger-like toppings on it. Sally:0_o *gets up and walks away slowwwlyyy*



Kayla:*she and her friends, Laurel and Flora, are roleplaying online on some random club**posts this:*"Say I if you want my character to die!! >:D" Laurel:*posts:*"*silence*" Kayla:-.-



*it is a really cold winter**a guy named Paul is complaining about the weather to his friend* Paul:...Man, I don't like this weather! It's so crud-ing cold! I mean, literally, I spit up in the air, and it fell back down and hit me in the nose-plus, it was solid ICE!! Paul's Freind:O.o Errr...okaaay...



Person #1:Do you like the movie "Ender's Game?" Person #2:Yes I- Person #3:No. Person #2:Ye- Person #3:No. Person #2:I said YES!! Person #3:I said NO!! Person #2:YES!!! Person #3:YES!!! Person #2:No-I mean yes-I mean-STOP CONFUSING ME!!!!!!



Guy #1:*having an argument with his friend, Guy #2**is fuming* That's IT!! Now I'm going to utter the most awesome words in the universe that will ensure that I win this argument! *takes a deep breath* THIS...IS...SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Guy #2:THIS...IS...STUPIIIIIID!!!!!!! Guy #1:-__________- *walks away* Guy #2: o_o



More AwKwArD mOmEnTs are coming soon!
My Favorite Quotes
This is just a little list of my favorite sayings.

"Guess what? Chicken butt!"-a person named Cra-Z Guy who used to come on the Thematic Clubs on Students of the World

"I didn't say it was your fault...I said I was going to blame you!" -(I'm not sure who said this)

"MOVE YOUR BIG BUTT!!!" -The brother of a friend of mine getting frustrated while playing foozeball

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." -Macbeth in Shakespeare's play Macbeth

"What the crud?!" -Me (I use "crud" as my trademark swear word)

"THIS...IS...SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" -The term said before kicking your enemy/enemies into a bottomless pit/black hole that has no real reason to be there except it looks really, really awesome
Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes
Here's a list of jokes, mainly ones submitted on the blog forum.



Puns/"Classic" Types of Jokes

Q:"Why did the REALLY overweight guy waddle across the road?" A:"Because his daughter landed there after they tried playing a game of 'Hop on Pop.'"



Yo Mama Jokes

"Yo mama is so fat she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish!"



"You Know You Play Too Much Chess..." Jokes

"You know you play too much chess when you walk around a woman who has a grocery cart and say you've just castled."

"You know you play too much chess when you catch yourself walking in straight lines/diagonals on the tile floor in the grocery store. (However, if you start walking in L shapes, it's too late...)"

"You know you play too much chess when you try to win an argument by yelling 'CHECKMATE!'"




Insulting Jokes (IMPORTANT: Don't worry, these are just jokes. So please don't find them offensive.)

"Zombies eat brains...you're safe."

"Is your butt jealous of the amount of crap that just came out of your mouth?"

"Hey, you have something on your chin...no, the 3rd one down."

"Wife: 'I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?' Husband: 'You have perfect eyesight.'"

"Behind every fat woman is a beautiful woman...no, seriously, you're in the way."


Ohhh no...It looks like the Stink Monster (He's some random character I made up;He is completely made of super stinky goo.) wants to do a jig again...RUUUUUUN!!!!!!! *SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!*




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